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• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear what happened to the blonde tap-dancer? A: She fell into the sink.
• Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
  A: He was doing great until business fell off....
• Q. Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
  A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly. Q. Why did the little moron throw margarine out of the window?...
• Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
  A: He made a spectacle of himself....
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Did you hear about the tight end who was sentenced to a prison term?
  When he was paroled he was a wide receiver....
• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....