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  All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....
• What kind of elephants live at the North Pole? Cold ones.
• Alternate State Mottos... Alabama: Yes, we have electricity Arizona
  But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California...
• Whats yellow&points North? a Magnetic banana
• /^\/^\/^\_ê_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north.
• What's considered foreplay in Arkansas? When the man says, "Brace yourself, Linda Lou.
  How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
• Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees.
  There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180 degrees between north and south....
• Do dyslexic geese fly North for the winter?
• Ollie North shreds his documents here.