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• One day John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and see a doctor.
  When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but, first he'd have to give a urine sample....
• Annual checkup An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted."I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• A guy went to get a vasectomy (under general anesthesia).
  While the guy was asleep, the doctor mistakenly cut his nuts off....
• Who Killed The Bear... An 85 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
  "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child!...
• A man with a pain in his arm called a doctor to make an appointment.
  The secretary told him to bring a sample of his morning urine with him....
• A man goes to his doctor for his yearly checkup. The doctor instructs him to give a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.
  Gee, I'm in kind of a hurry Doc," the man says, "can I just leave a pair of my underwear?...
• 1> Having just brought his son home from the eye doctor's, the Scotsman said to his wife, "Now be sure to take Donald's glasses off when he's not looking at anything.
  2> A Scotsman goes into the doctor's office carrying a gallon jug full of urine which he gives as part of his annual physical....
• A man went to see a doctor because of a very high, squeaky, annoying voice.
  The doctor examined him, and told him that the only way would be to replace his extremely large penis with a smaller one....