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For Asphyxiation: Apply Artificial Respiration Until The Patient Is Dead.
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For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
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The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science Exam
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THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.
While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
Is there a patient in the house?
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.