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Please Excuse Pedro From Being Absent Yesterday. He Had (several Mispellings Of Diarrhea Crossed Out) The Shits.
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Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several
mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
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Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot.
Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part....
From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn) Subjec
Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Jun 88 21:03:42 GMT [Yet another compendium] And who says our educational system is in dire straits?...