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• EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
  I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
• Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot.
• Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed out) the shits.
• Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
• Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
• Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
• My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
  She spent the weekend with the Marine's....
• Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.