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My Daughter Was Absent Yesterday Because She Was Tired.
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My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the
weekend with the Marine's.
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EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part....
Never argue with a woman when she's tired or rested.
Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
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The Love Dress... The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
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From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn) Subjec
Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Jun 88 21:03:42 GMT [Yet another compendium] And who says our educational system is in dire straits?...