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Please Excuse Burma, She Had Been Sick And Under The Doctor.
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Please excuse Burma, she had been sick and under the doctor.
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EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...
Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent. "She was sick and I had her shot.
13 There was a young fellow of Burma Whose betrothed had good reason to murmur.
But now that he's married he's Been using cantharides And the root of their love is much firmer....
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn) Subjec
Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Jun 88 21:03:42 GMT [Yet another compendium] And who says our educational system is in dire straits?...
And who says our educational system is in dire straits?
I submit these compilations as testimony to the debate, taken from children, newspapers, and teache...