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• Meow, meow" Tom chanted catatonically.
• You made a woman MEOW?
• Meow" ...splat... "Aarf" ...splat... (raining cats and dogs)
• There were these 3 guys driving back to Toronto, Ontario who were visiting some friends in Terrace B.
  C. As they approached Red Deer, Alberta, their car all of a sudden broke down....
• The first guy told them about their car, and wondered if he could possibly give them a hand.
  "Well, it's too d*amn late out, I s'pose you could stay the night here, on the grounds that you keep yer paws off my wife and daughter....
• A Quick Thinking Blonde... There are three women walking in the woods, a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head.
  They hear someone behind them and start running. Ahead of them they see a shack, which they run into....
• Signs that your cat is hanging around with the wrong crowd
  * One day, without your permission, he gets his ears pierced....
• Dog job A local business was looking for office help.
  They put a sign in the window, stating the following...
• She was soooooooooooooo blonde... ....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it .
  ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order ....