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• Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised.
• Mary had a little lamb, the doctor died of shock.
• Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb.
• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• Little Mary went to sleep, With one of little Mary's sheep, The sheep turned out to be a ram, Mary had a little lamb.
• Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep she went to sleep, then she found it was a ram, Mary had a little lamb.
• Mary had a little lamb The doctors were astounded And everywhere that Mary went Gynecologists surrounded.
  When Mary had a little lamb, The doctors were surprised...
• Mary had a little lamb; The Dr.'s were supprised; But when Old McDonald had a farm, they almost passed out.
• Yet another Mary joke, Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was very red And that was because It had a pick axe through its head.