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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• There's no elevator to success.
• Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
• If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!
• Aries' ram whenever possible
• Take the steps, the elevator don't work.
• Then there was that famous composer Bach, who, whenever he worked away from home, developed a hearty appetite.
  So every time he went on a trip he packed a huge lunch...
• My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!
• Some get the elevator, some get the shaft!