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  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
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• A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began a sex education class that day.
  His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you live in this house....
• This big guy (and I mean *really* big) is sitting in his local pub, having a beer when this little guy comes running in.
  Quick, quick", he says, "there's a guy in bed with your wife!...
• Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someone spoke to him.
  "Good evenin', Kelly," said the muffled figure. "Don't ye be knowin' your old friend Grogan any more?...
• The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors LATE HOMEWORK When a student turns in his/her project two weeks late and asks for full credi
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• A nifty, if difficult, practical joke: This only really works with friends (preferably the trusting type).
  Get the victim to your house, then talk (or do whatever you normally do together) for a while....