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Hide Your Underwear And Socks In Your Roommate's Closet. Accuse Him/her Of Stealing It.
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Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
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100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
Come home from class with a bucket of plaster of paris.
Paint a section of the ceiling with it, and plaster your roommates underwear to the stuff....
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night.
If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye....
Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo.
If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench)....
Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair....
Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks.
Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.