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• SITUATION ADAPTABILITY EVALUATION FOR MANAGEMENT PERSONNEL This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management personnel to various situations.
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• You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.
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• 98 Uses for America Online (AOL) Disks 1. Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife).
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• Here is a classic which has been fading into a lost art.
  It works extremely well someplace like a military academy or such, where everything must always be in impeccable order, but can be used for good effect in a dorm room, too...