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• The World According to Student Bloopers' by Richard Lederer St.
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• Family History The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.
  Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall Street Wizards....
• Fun History facts to know and tell ...some of these you may have seen before.
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• Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• 1) During World War II, Hitler hoped Italy would . .
  . a) be a strong member of the Axis powers b) act as a staging area for activities in the Mediterranean c) get stomped flat by the Allies before Germany did 2) Who fired the last 3 shots into Mussolini's body?...
• Announcing the: 1988 REC.
  HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec....