Nelson Mandela is at home watching TV when there is a
knock at the door. A Japanese deliveryman is clutching a
clipboard, pointing to a truck full of car exhausts in the
driveway and yelling: "you sign, you sign".
The bewildered president will do no such thing and slams
the door.
The next day, the man is back, waving a clipboard under the
great man's nose, gesturing to a truckload of brake pads and
insisting: "you sign, you sign". Nelson gets rid of the man
again, but next day he's back with two truckloads of car parts,
once again insisting that the president sign for the goods.
Mandela loses his temper and yells: "look, I don't want these.
Do you understand? You have the wrong name".
Puzzled, the Japanese man consults his clipboard and asks:
"You not Nissan Maindealer?"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
