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  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• The Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort.
  When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner....
• 3 Wishes An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch
  reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes....
• Pass the beans please!! Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
  She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
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• After months of scrimping and bargain hunting to make ends meet, a woman begged her tight-fisted husband to give her some shopping money.
  Can't you just give me an extra ten dollars so I can buy a roast?...
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  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....