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• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
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  To hide her lover, she puts him in the closet. While in the closet, the lover soon learns that he is not alone....
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• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• Some Short Blonde Jokes: A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
  he wife (undoubtedly blonde also), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!...
• o the husband finally let his nagging wife (redundancy?
  ) go deer hunting with him. After setting her up in a blind and waiting in his own blind a way's away, he heard a shot....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...