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• Q: Why did the bee fly past Shell, Texaco, Exxon, Mobil and Sonoco?
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• When I was out at Union College in Schenectady N.Y, we had a great college radio station that would give away pizzas, movie passes, clothes, etc.
  for answering trivia questions throughout the day....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• One day in the city of Juarez, a group of people who happened to be outside on a warm summer day
  (taking thier afternoon siesta one would suppose), witnessed an event that would spur talk of a local hero for many days....
• Unknown You know you are no longer a kid when.. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
  Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun....
• The following is an actual letter of complaint which I grabbed off the net many years ago (when it used to be called net.
  jokes, if you can remember that long ago!) Unfortunately, I don't have the original source anymore....
• It was midnight on the ocean, Not a streetcar was in sight.
  The sun was shining brightly, It had rained all day that night....
• One day Dirty Ernie is playing with his train set. The little train came around to the little station and stopped.
  So Ernie said, "All the people getting off the train, get off the fucking trai...