Would You Hire These People Vice Presidents And Personnel Directors Of The One Hundred Largest Corporations Were Asked To Described Their Most Unusual Experience Interviewing Prospective Employee

Would You Hire These People Vice Presidents And Personnel Directors Of The One Hundred Largest Corporations Were Asked To Described Their Most Unusual Experience Interviewing Prospective Employee

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Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest
corporations
were asked to described their most unusual experience interviewing prospective
employees:

* A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.

* Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to both the
interviewer and the music at the same time.

* Candidate fell and broke his arm.

* Candidate announced she had not had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger
and French fries in the interviewers' office.

* Candidate explained that her long-term goals were to replace the
interviewer.

* Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and
kept in a closet in Mexico.

* Balding candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes
later wearing a hairpiece.

* Applicant said if he was hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having
the corporate logo tattooed to his forearm.

* Applicant interrupted the interview to phone her therapist for advice on
how
to answer specific interview questions.

* Candidate brought large dog to interview.

* Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing
up.

* Candidate dozed off during interview.

submitted by: Eddie - "Supergenius"

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