Adam And Eve
After A Few Days, The Lord Called To Adam And Said, "It Is Time
For You And Eve To Begin The Process Of Populating The Earth
So I Want You To Kiss Her.
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time
for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth
so I want you to kiss her." Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but
what is a 'kiss?'" So the Lord gave a brief description to
Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.
A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you
Lord, that was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy
that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said,
"What is a 'caress?'" So the Lord again gave Adam a brief
description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said,
"Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said,
"You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to
Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?'" So the
Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to
Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in
two seconds.
