Good News, Bad News
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news.
'I've got some good news and some bad news', The Lord said.
Adam looked at The Lord and said, 'Well, give me the good news first.'
Smiling, The Lord explained, 'I've got two new organs for you, one is called
a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and
have intelligent conversations with Eve.
The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to
reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will
be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children.'
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, 'These are great gifts you have given to me.
What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?'
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, 'The bad news is that
when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these
organs at a time.'
