The Top 15 Signs Your Librarian Is Nuts 15> Entire Library Stock Replaced By 50,000 Copies Of "Yes, I Can" By Sammy Davis, Jr.

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The Top 15 Signs Your Librarian is Nuts

15> Entire library stock replaced by 50,000 copies of "Yes, I Can"
by Sammy Davis, Jr.

14> Half-dozen recently-extracted tongues stapled to the "Quiet
Please" sign.

13> Recommends Kato Kaelin's book.

12> Instead of scanning barcode on book at checkout, seductively
licks the inside cover.

11> Library only has two sections: "Limbaugh" and "Liddy."

10> Inserts boudoir photos of herself in copies of Gray's Anatomy.

9> When you ask for an appendix, she winks suggestively and shows
you her scar.

8> Replaces the overdue book fine with canings from the "Rod of
Literary Tardiness".

7> Files Art Buchwald under "Humor"

6> Always doing donuts with the bookmobile in the video store
parking lot.

5> No matter what book you ask for, she hands you a piece of toast
and a Q-tip.

4> Uses the "Dewer's Decimal System", which involves regular belts
of scotch.

3> Instead of a simple "Shhhh", uses a bullhorn to say, "One more
sound and I cap yo' ass!"

2> Flashes patrons and yells, "Hey! Check *this* out!"


and the Number 1 Sign Your Librarian is Nuts...


1> Leans over to whisper something and bites off half of your
right ear.


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