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  You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, which causes you to make the same mistake over and over again....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
  They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off....
• People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise
• VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
  This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love....
• LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality.
  If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent....
• 25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS 1.
  Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track....
• SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
  You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics....
• Tips on love. (All questions were answered by kids age 5 to 10) WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
  "Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom....