10. Spends too much time at his side job as the Pillsbury Dough Boy
9. Tired of him dividing Congress into shirts and skins
8. He makes fat jokes about Clinton, while he himself has ballooned
to over 600 pounds
7. Your legislation doesn't get anywhere if you don't buy his Mary
Kay products
6. Spends a little too much time "pounding the gavel" (if you know
what I mean)
5. Creepy when he winks at you and whispers, "Call me Newty"
4. Let him ride in your car, and years later the upholstery still
smells like mayonnaise
3. Refuses to stop wearing that ridiculous Donahue wig
2. If you disagree with him, the crazy dude will bite your ear off!
1. Face it -- the guy's a load
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