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  Head villian killed by an angry, head-butting Janet Reno 8....
• Top Ten President Clinton Summer Fun Tips 10. If you use Crisco instead of suntan lotion, you can fry burgers on your chest 9.
  Accidentally" lose trunks in White House pool 8....
• Things Overheard During the Clinton/Kennedy Sailing Trip 10.
  No, Bill, I'm not seasick -- I always throw up this time of day" 9....
• Top Ten Fourth of July Movies Playing in Times Square 10.
  One if By Land, Two if Bisexual" 9. "Skindependence Day" 8....
• Top Ten Other Things President Clinton Won't Apologize For 10.
  That clumsy pass he made at Mrs. Yeltsin 9. Spray-Painting "casa de tubby" on the side of the white house 8....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Other Changes President Clinton Has Made at the White House 10.
  Alarm outside bedroom sounds when Hillary is approaching 9....
• Signs Your New College Roommate is Nuts 10. Walks around campus wearing nothing but a spiral notebook 9.
  He orders Big Macs with extra condoms 8. Whenever you put up a college pennant, he takes it down and eats it 7....
• Top Ten Signs a Mafia Boss is Nuts 10. Keeps ordering hits on "that bas*^% Al Capone" 9.
  Had a guy whacked because he thought he was working for Batman 8....