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• The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
  She was reciting her confession, and it was all too much for him....
• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
  Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
• quot;But Eddie," the teacher said, "nobody knows what God looks like.
  " "They will when I get finished!&quo...
• Gorbachev quickly woke Raisa and his closest aides, took them to the window and said, &quo
  Good morning, Comrade sun." Again the voice boomed, &quo...
• "Tacks?!!!" says the stupid man. "I thought you rolled them on.&quo
• "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
• quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
  " "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
• What's red and white and scratches on the window? Baby in the microwave.
  Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?...
• What are three words you dread the most while making love?" "Honey, I'm home.&quo