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• Little Eddie was bent over his desk when the teacher came up and asked him, &quo
  Eddie, what are you doing?" Eddie said, "I'm drawing a picture of God.&quo...
• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
  Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
• "Mommy, mommy, I hate Jimmy's guts!" "Shut up and eat what's on your plate...&quo
• quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
  " "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
• quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?&quo
  "Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down. "I'm too late.&quo...
• "What order are you?" the brute demanded.
• quot;OK, welcome to Heaven Lady Di!", said St.
  Peter. Dolly was taken back aghast, "But what about *THESE*?...
• "ArcSinh!" she gasped.
• "Seventeen," replied Polly.