Things Overheard at the Garth Brooks Concert in Central Park
10. "Check it out -- line-dancing crack dealers."
9. "I think Billy Ray Cyrus just asked me for change."
8. "Isn't that Mayor Guiliani dressed up like Minnie Pearl?"
7. "Call the paramedics -- Al Sharpton just started stage diving."
6. "If you're not a cowgirl, what's the lasso for?"
5. "The entire Central Park reservoir is filled with Jack Daniels."
4. "That's not rain. It's tobacco spit!"
3. "We're so far from the stage -- how's Garth gonna see me giving
him the finger?"
2. "My god, Frank Gifford's making out with a rodeo clown!"
1. "Run for your lives! It's the late Conway Twitty!"
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