Related:

• Top Ten Cool Things About Being the World's Fastest Man 0.
  Allowed to race wearing nothing but a "World's Fastest Man" sash 9....
• Other Ways to Liven Up the Miss America Pageant 10.
  Each contestant must spend a night baby-sitting at the Kennedys' 9....
• Top Ten President Clinton Summer Fun Tips 10. If you use Crisco instead of suntan lotion, you can fry burgers on your chest 9.
  Accidentally" lose trunks in White House pool 8....
• Cool things about being the world's fastest man 10.
  Allowed to race wearing nothing but a "World's Fastest Man" sash....
• Things Overheard During the Clinton/Kennedy Sailing Trip 10.
  No, Bill, I'm not seasick -- I always throw up this time of day" 9....
• Signs Your New College Roommate is Nuts 10. Walks around campus wearing nothing but a spiral notebook 9.
  He orders Big Macs with extra condoms 8. Whenever you put up a college pennant, he takes it down and eats it 7....
• Top Ten Other Failed McDonald's Promotions 10. One millionth customer gets to sit naked in fryolator 9.
  Big Macs with patties the size of flyin' saucers! 8....
• Republican Complaints About Newt Gingrich 10. Spends too much time at his side job as the Pillsbury Dough Boy 9.
  Tired of him dividing Congress into shirts and skins 8....
• Good Things About Performing a Concert for the Pope 10.
  Post-show party at Vatican City Hooters 9. "You suck" doesn't sound nearly as bad in Latin 8....