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  He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie....
• You Get One Wish... There was a man walking down a beach in california.
  he stumbles across a lamp, and out comes a genie. "I'm sick of granting wishes, so you only get one wish", says the genie....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
  On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
• These three guys - an American, Chinese, and German - were shipwrecked on a desert island.
  The German found this smokey bottle. So he brought it back to the other two and they all opened it togther (the German was a really nice guy)....
• THERE WERE THREE GUYS ON THIS ISLAND. A POLISH, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN.
  ONE DAY A BOTTLE WASHED UP ON SHORE, AND OUT POPPED A GENIE....
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• There was a Pole who was stranded at sea. He saw a bottle floating and picked it up.
  When he opened it, a Genie popped out, "I have been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years!...