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• One Wish A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.
  He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie....
• a bottle on the beach I was walking down the beach and found a bottle.
  One that looked like [I Dream of Jeanie] bottle....
• The Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort.
  When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner....
• Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
  On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball....
• One day a man was playing golf by himself. He hit a tee shot into a sand trap.
  While looking for his ball, he unearthed an antique lamp....
• Three Men and A Lamp Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Ft.
  Lauderdale for a two-week period helping out on a project....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Once upon a time, a man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared.
  The genie offered him one wish (he was a stingy genie)....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....