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• Who Says The Irish Drink Too Much? Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
  After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• Kinda long, but it makes a good party joke:) A small balding &l
  ethnic> storms into a local bar and demands "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got!...
• A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. He downed the first one and carefully poured the other into his hand.
  The bartender looked at him strangely and asked if he wanted another round....
• Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
  So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....