You Might Be In Education If . . . 1. You Believe The Staff Room Should Be Equipped With A Valium Salt Lick.

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You Might Be in Education If . . .

1. You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.

2. You find humor in other people's stupidity.

3. You want to slap the next person who says, " Must be nice to work from 8
to 3 and have your summers free!"

4. You believe chocolate is a food group.

5. You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

6. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report
card.

7. You believe that unspeakab;e evil will befall you if anyone says, "boy,
the kids sure are mellow today."

8. When out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and
correct their behavior.

9. You have no time for a life from August to June.

10. Marking all A's on report cards would make your lige SO much simpler.

11. When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.

12. You think people should be required to get a government permit before
being allowed to reproduce.

13. You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

14. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the
"lounge."

15. You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.

16. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home
schooling.

17. You believe no on should be permitted to reproduce without having taught
in an elementary setting for at least 5 years.

18. You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never DREAM
of doing your job.

19. You can't have children because there's no name you could give a child
that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it uttered.

20. You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.

21. You know you're in for a MAJOR project when a parent says, "I have a
great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun!"

22. You smile weakly, but want to choke a person when he'she says, "Oh, you
must have such FUN everyday. It must be like playtime for you."

23. Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.

24. Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this
kid like this?"

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