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  Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer....
• CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...
• RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S BEST ONE-LINERS A girl phoned me the other day and said .
  ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over....
• Things That Make You Go Hmmmm... * Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• The Three Bears... It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.
  Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• TOP 15 REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG 15. Cats purr.
  Dogs drool. 14. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny....
• You know the story of Noah's Ark, of course. Well
  after the flood when the ark came to rest on Ararat, Noah released all the animals, and held a meeting and explained to them that the Lord wanted them to be fruitful and multiply and repopulate the earth....