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• Hmmm... Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
  Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it....
• Did Ya' Ever Just Wonder... Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
  Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?...
• From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...
• Some clever thoughts... "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
  Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence? If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?...
• Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
• Things To Ponder... ** Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
  ** If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?...
• Taglines: WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN, WHY, HOW What are you doing?
  !? The message is over,GO AWAY! What can you do for me?...
• Thoughts to ponder... Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?...
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....