10. Deck The Halls With Useless Junk / Martha Stewart Made While
She Was Drunk! (Deck The Halls)
9. Rudolph The New York Mayor / Wore A Very Lovely Dress (Rudolph
The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
8. Latrell Sprewell's Choking Santa Claus (I Saw Mommy Kissing
Santa Claus)
7. McCaughey (McCoy) Septuplets / McCaughey Septuplets / We Forget
Their Names (Jingle Bells)
6. We're Beginning To Get A Little Tired / Of Hearing Ellen's Gay
(It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)
5. I'm Worried About El Nino / But Don't Know What The Heck It Is
(White Christmas)
4. We Forgot How This Ends / Pa-Rum-Pum-Pum (Little Drummer Boy)
3. We Wish We Were All On Regis / We Wish We Were All On Regis / We
Wish We Were All On Regis / 'Cause Dave Don't Pay Crap (We Wish You
A Merry Christmas)
2. Hark! The Spice Girls Just Can't Sing / Soon They'll Work At
Burger King (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing)
1. I Won't Be Home For Christmas / 'Cause I'm Robert Downey (I'll
Be Home For Christmas)