A motorcycle cop had just pulled over a red Porsche after
it had run a stop sign. "May I see your driver's license and
registration please."
"What's the problem, officer?"
"You just ran that stop sign back there."
"Oh come on, pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me."
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop,
look both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!"
"It's no joke, sir."
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop,
saw no one within twenty miles, and proceeded with caution."
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed come to
a complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your
license and"
"You've got a lot of time on your hands, pal. What's the
matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your
license and registration immediately."
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between
slowing down, and coming to a complete stop."
The policeman had enough. "Sir, I can do better than that." He opened
the car door, dragged the rude motorist out, and proceeded to
methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick.
"Now sir, would you like for me to slow down or come
to a complete stop?
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
