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  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• The Pope... When the pope last visited the U.S., he was in a hurry to get from one event to the next.
  He hopped in the back seat of his limosine, and asked the driver to step on it....
• cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
  .. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• PATCHWORK Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer.
  All of a sudden the driver noticed lights flashing in his mirro...
• WHAT DO YOU REALLY MEAN A motorcycle cop had just pulled over a red Porsche after it had run a stop sign.
  May I see your driver's license and registration please....
• Pulled over in Texas... Two guys were riding through Texas when they got pulled over by the state patrol.
  So the two guys Slide on their seat belt and watch the officer get out of the car....
• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
• Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
  The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car....
• LOUISIANA DWI A young man was pulled over by the Louisiana state police for speeding.
  The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window....