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• One day, an old French sausage maker whose sausages were renowned worldwide decided the time had come for him to retire
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• The old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only grandson, when a giant wave crashes onshore, sweeping the boy out to sea.
  The man looks up to the heavens and says "Oh Lord, this is my only grandson, how can you take him away from me like this?...
• Fun History facts to know and tell ...some of these you may have seen before.
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• One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka.
  "The boy hurried into his bedroom, ripped off the tie he was wearing, put on one of the ties his mother had brought him, and hurried back....
• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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  he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor 6) Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married...