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Quot;OK, Welcome To Heaven Lady Di!", Said St.
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"OK, welcome to Heaven Lady Di!", said St. Peter.
Dolly was taken back aghast, "But what about *THESE*???", she
said.
St. Peter replied "Everyone knows a royal flush beats a pair."
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