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  Another dentist became even more compulsive and stole the horse!...
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.
  He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety....
• A stolen roan gathers no floss!
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  Capital punishment. A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be....
• A Talking Horse A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy".
  The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks "Were you talking to me"?...
• A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people.
  Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and it was imperative that he make the best possible impression....
• The Cowboy Without His Horse... A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
  Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was....
• In a Hurry... The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr.
  Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff....