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From A Booklet Entitled "New Work Habits For A Radically Changing World" "They're Only Puttin' In A Nickel, But They Want A Dollar Song".
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From a booklet entitled "New Work Habits for a Radically Changing World"
"They're only puttin' in a nickel, but they want a dollar song"....
(Song Title)
"I have a microwave fireplace. You can lay down in front of the fire
all night n eight minutes."
(Steven Wright)
"The certainty of misery is better than the misery of uncertainty."
(Pogo comic strip)
"We're all in this alone."
(Lily Tomlin)
"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on..."
(Robert Byrne)
"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that
it has to be us."
(Jerry Garcia of The Grateful Dead)
"They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it."
(Gracie Allen)
"The first time I walked into aa trophy shop, I looked around and
thought to myself, 'This guy is GOOD!'
(Fred Wolf)
"We have only one person to blame, and that's each other."
(Bary Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a brawl during NHL's
Stanley Cup playoffs)
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