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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

Ooooops!

Let me ask your opinion, nurse...

Has anyone ever seen one of THESE??

What do you mean it's upside down?!

Oh Yuck! ...I think I'm gonna be sick...

This is what happens when cousins marry.

You think we can sew it back on?

Put on Dr. Kevorkian's new CD.

Is that SUPPOSED to be yellow?

I learned that when I studied to be a Vet.

Not bad for someone who failed Med school.

What does the AMA know, I still think I can do it.

Whow; maybe I shouldn't have gotten so drunk last night.

Does Tab A go into Slot C or Slot F?

They never let us practice on REAL people in Med school.

That PROVES aliens have taken over our bodies.

He looks like my ex-wife's attorney... The one who got her the
house, the car, the money... he even got her!...

Don't worry, he'll never know; he's out.

OK, make a wish and pull.

So THAT'S what a girl looks like!

Back in a minute. Gotta put money in the meter.

What he doesn't know, won't hurt us.

Uh, ya want fries with that?

Tilt that TV a bit. I can't see the game.

Poor guy... Maybe we should give him a sex change.

The voices in my head keep telling me not to do this...

I think my Alzheimers is getting... uh...

Oh yeah, if you think you're so good, you do it!

Did anyone tell this patient they have BOTH sex organs?

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