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• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• Two male engineering students meet each other on campus.
  One says to the other "Hi Bill, Where did you get that new bike?...
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• Who Says The Irish Drink Too Much? Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.
  After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland....
• New Rating System Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
  .. They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin' a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by....
• Two women were walking down the street. One nudges the other and says, "There's my husband coming out of the florist's with a dozen roses.
  Damn!! That means I'll have to keep my legs up in the air for three days!...
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• Two black guys pass each other on the street one morning.
  The first one says, "Yo, mo'fucker!" The other one answers, "Mornin' Reverend....