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A Man And A Woman Were Pulled Over By A State Trooper.
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A man and a woman were pulled over by a state trooper.
Trooper: "You wer doing 75 MPH."
Man: "No, I wasn't, I wass only going 55 MPH".
Trooper: "75!"
Man: "55!"
Trooper: "75!"
Man: "55!"
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