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• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. (Hint: they are small enough to fit inside)...
• Q: How many gun banners does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Let the police do it - private citizens can't be trusted with light bulbs!...
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb....
• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb....
• How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the bulb....
• Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. But they have to be very, VERY, small!...
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many babysitters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They don't make Pampers small enough....