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• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb....
• Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. (Hint: they are small enough to fit inside)...
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them.
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw the light bulb and one to grease the socket....