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• Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
• Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
• Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
• Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
• Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
  Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
• Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
• Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
• Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
  Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener....
• Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.