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Ask If They Would Like To Sample Your Pizza. Suggest An Even Trade.
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How to Order Pizza By Phone
Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
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Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
An elderly gentlemen went to the doctoor for a physical.
After examining the man, the doctor said "I think you are alright, but just the same before you leave I would like a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample....
Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. You look more beautiful than Nurse Chapel Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!...
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How to keep a healthy level of insanity while driving other people crazy.
.. ** At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down....